| Hat's Off, America! by Jeffrey Gutcheon / Shady Mt. Music / ASCAP
 Hats off, America, don't blow your coolKeep your troops away from the strike at the Sunday School
 No dice, America, go straight to jail
 Tell your kids don't worry 'cause the banks will never fail
 The judge is on vacation, the jury's gone to townCops and bookies inside shakin' grandma down
 Strike three, America, you have lost the gameGot nobody but your own sweet self to blame
 Lights out, America, don't blow your fuseYou can't get your pension if you did not pay your dues
 Oh Miss America, fairest of all
 Your mirror's telling lies upon your wall
 A nickel costs a quarter, a penny costs a dimeThey're bottlin' Michigan water and callin' it cherry wine
 Hats off, America, got to spit shine your shoesNow you're gonna have to learn to sing the blues
 From Hungry Chuck - Bearsville LP 2071  |